Cpt. Smurf

Paolini's character Brom said it himself - you can pay off pretty much everyone with bribes. Lol, how ironic!!

i personally think that that list is entirly wrong and anyone who discredits poalini's work is just jealous that he was so succesful in a time of 3 years and ...

Plus I find it slightly irritating when authors get really snobbish about their works, like certain people who won't allow fanfiction to be written about their books. It's a compliment, ...

It's lists like this that make me lose faith in the intelligence of the human race. Eragon should be nowhere near that list, and Da Vinci Code should definitely not ...

3000? That's huge!

Terrible. And schools are where you're supposed to be safe? EDIT: I heard that it was something to do with the gunman and his ex-girlfriend. He shot her, and then ...

I say yes, 'cause I think it's one of those essential books to read, but be prepared for a very Tolkeiny experience. So - Much - Description.

Well, all schools over here where uniforms, private or no. Personally, I prefer it. I have enough problems without worrying about what to wear.

This is supposed to be satirical 'fan' fiction of Eragon. It is here to 'take the pi**' as it were. It serves to highlight the obvious and unashamed similarities between ...

I've said I'm not sure, as you never know what you would do/how you'd react until you're thrust into that situation. However, I doubt I would be able to do ...

Now, now, no need to be cruel. Although, Mr. Everybody, we would like to know what you're talking about here. A little hint will suffice for the moment.

Have you read The Demonata by Darren Shan? They're not your typical series of fantasy books, but worth a read. I find they're for a more mature audience than the ...

Just recently I watched Mary Shelly's Frankenstein , and that just creeped me out. It wasn't even the creation of the monster, as you might expect, that I found disturbing. ...

Umm, I think this is supposed to be an amusing idea. Is this even by the same person who posted it, as the signature is Elron44 GC? Perhaps you were ...

Is a beautiful, seductive and voluptuous business-woman, who uses her beauty to seduce powerful men. She has an affinity with snakes. A bit power-crazed, and a control freak. Has no ...